I was talking to julie on the phone and she asks what’s wrong. “Well,” I said, “I’m depressed. My job is taking a shit on me, I can’t skate because of my job, I’m super broke and to be honest I’m really lonely.” Her response? All I need to do is lose some weight and put some makeup on. Because I would be really pretty if I just wore some makeup. And if I lost some weight, guys might start to like me. Thanks.